This shit is real yo!

Case closed.

Unless you’ve been under a rock for a few years, you are quite familiar with the link wheel. Link wheel is a phrase conjured up by a pre-pubsescent Swedish kid which was quickly accepted by webmaster community as “THE” solution to success. But what’s next? You’ve probably been asking that for a few years now. “i’ve been building and building and building link wheels as instructed by that kid emo-ish named after a Peanuts character but i’m ready to take it to the next level! I just need to find that new buzz word to attach my mediocre efforts to that perfectly emphasizes my poor understanding of search engines”.

Ladies and gentleman, I humbly present to you the latest in advanced search engine optimization strategies. The Link Unicorn. Use it wisely and respect its power. And when people are asking you how you went from zero to 31 hits a day and owned the number one position in the SERPs for prized phrases such as “I am looking for a new-ish dating site to meet women who are Jewish”, you can simply say with a smile, “i’ve been building link unicorns”

The Link Unicorn.